The forecast was rain, but its been the same forecast every single day on my iphone. I really didn’t want to have to ride my bike in the rain, but I can’t not ride it the very first day I have it. So I sucked it up and rode my bike to school, and although it’s the easiest route ever, I still somehow made a wrong turn and had to turn around. First Taichung bike ride nerves I guess. I decided to stop at the same little stand for that iced black tea again because it was really good and I’m sure there’s some caffeine in there. The lady recognized me (she better have, I practically caused a fiasco in front of her stand for saying two English words) This time, we had a non verbal understanding. I looked at her and signaled “big tea” and low and behold, we broke the communication barrier and I received a big iced tea. Never mind the fact that I also pointed at the piece of toast again and signaled “1”..that’s beside the point, she understood the beverage. I could do without the deep fried piece of bread anyway.
I got to the office kind of early so I could sort through 630 papers to try and find/organize a few of the classes’ names for at least that day. Turns out, I was kind of organized the previous week and separated a few of the classes with paper clips…literally only a few classes, there were about 500 papers that have no indication of where they belong. As usual, I had more anxiety about the “not remembering their English name” situation than needed. I have this real sweet co-teacher who is very calm and we just had the no name students look through my little handful of papers to find their handwriting, and it somehow worked like a charm. Only one student we had to “re-name” and it was the co-teachers idea, she’s like “maybe we can give a new name?” and I was like, ok! So I named the cute little girl Mia, she was happy. I don’t remember what I named her last week, I’m sure it was something cute and small like that. When I got back to my desk before lunch, Mark had left a box of cookies on my desk for Moon Festival! They were strange looking cracker like cookies, kind of like the italian ones my mom knows how to make, pizzelles. There was almond, sesame seed, and sunflower seed.
Lunch was weird. Beyond strange today. I couldn’t do it. I basically just ate rice. The main meal was some sort of “fish rings” made out of fish, whatever that means??(not calamari) What kind of fish? Why is it shaped into a ring? Then the soup was a fish soup that had almost zero flavor in the broth and random fish chunks, and then Wenli gave me some vegetarian patty and the ONLY reason I accepted it is because it looked like a dark brown potato pancake. That had zero flavor and was made of mushrooms, but had the consistency of rubber. The fruit was a persimmon, it looks identical to a tomato, but it’s not. You have to peel it and when you eat it, it tastes like the inside of a pumpkin.
At lunch time, I talked with Sam via facebook and he mentioned that I need to find a time to go with him to the ARC office. If I sign my ARC application, I can go get a phone, and when my card comes in 2 weeks (yes another damn two weeks) I can get a bank account and get paid and health insurance. Still trying my best to not get hit by a scooter or consume some strange food that gives me food poisoning until I have my insurance. Of course, Sam had an original idea of going the next morning when I didn’t have class until 10am (which was my ideal time to go) and I asked Mark, he said it was fine, then Sam changes his mind and is like “well how about this afternoon, when’s your next class, that works better for me, ask them.” Jesus Christ, ok, so I ask Mark and Wenli, and Wenli says, “oh well, department meeting is in afternoon.” I was like “OHH wow, ok what time does it start?” And she looks up at the clock and goes, “Umm now..or 5 minutes.” I just told Sam the next morning works best, I have a meeting. I knew it was probably just because he didn’t have to wake up early or something and I said that to him and he laughed and didn’t deny it. Sorry Sammy boy, you’re waking up at the crack of dawn and we’re getting my ARC taken care of and you better not be more than 15 minutes late or you’re buying me coffee. I didn’t say that, but I was thinking it. Coffee Joe made me a latte. It was amazing. He made froth with sugar and milk (they only have whole milk out here) and was just pumping his french press like he was inflating a soccer ball and it turned into froth and put that on my super strong coffee.
The random department meeting was with me and the other English co-teachers. It’s so interesting how they seriously don’t plan things in advance, or if they do, no one’s telling anyone, or maybe no one’s telling me. I scrambled to get my stuff ready and head into the library and Chiao was there and sat next to me. One of the ladies went and got juice for everyone from that awesome juice stand by the school. I got super excited that it was going to be kiwi juice, but no that’d just be too good to be true, it was tomato plum juice..why anyone thought to put those two together..I don’t know..It wasn’t bad, the tomato wasn’t acidic at all and was a sweet flavor. It was still weird to slurp up chunks of tomato in a drink that didn’t have vodka and an olive garnish. So Chiao tells me that I should prepare something to say to everyone (this is when the meeting begins mind you) and that I should tell the co-teachers my expectations for them and what some of my ideas are for the year..good thing I’m a fantastic procrastinator and realistically, if I had known about the meeting, I would’ve been making my notes about a half hour before it anyway..but 2 minutes into the meeting ?? That’s a different story. One small thing I notice about the people here is they always say my name before they talk to me. I swear people at home do not do this, and it almost makes me nervous when they say it as if I did something wrong. For example, in the meeting, one of my co teachers just looks at me and goes “Diana…(my stomach sinks for some reason) Do you want us to translate during you lesson?” and I’m like “Oh! Yes please, it helps a lot.” Or they’ll say my name quietly like they’re going to say something secretive or say something they shouldn’t, and then just say something totally normal like “Diana.. do you like the food here?” I guess at home, I only hear my name if someone is saying hello or if my mom’s yelling up the stairs to ask me what I want to eat, I can’t really think of many more reasons. I felt like nothing really got accomplished and I talked for about 5 minutes but I made it a point to stress that I really need the co-teachers to translate a lot of the directions and help with classroom management because the kids try to get away with more things with me because I don’t know what they’re saying, and as I’m saying this I’m glancing over at that only co-teacher who doesn’t do this. They told me that they like my creative ideas and just to have fun with the lessons, keep up what I’m doing, yadda yadda, and then they said, “Ok you can leave, the rest is going to be in Chinese..” They probably wanted to talk about me.
The bike ride home was good. I decided to walk around and went to this rinki dink store that has like..everything, I’m trying to compare it to something.. a dirty dollar store mixed with a wal mart, but more expensive? I had to get more paper for the students to make their name tents and I wanted to find a normal smelling lotion..the lamb lotion isn’t cutting it for me. I stopped in 7/11, which is like a daily trip for me, and got some water, a snickers (it just sounded really good) and then I got a beer. The girl looked at me with judging eyes, I just know it, this was a very strange purchase..candy bar, water, beer. Psh typical American. I also decided to get that noodle dish again, second day in a row. I didn’t feel like getting all adventurous and finding a new food that I had a 50/50 chance of enjoying. The lady remembered me, I mean I hope she would, I’m the only white girl she’s probably seen in months, and to see me twice within 23 hours? Ya, she knew I wanted the same thing. I just gave this wide eyed happy look that was like “Ya I liked the noodles, I’m back.” Did I mention that I think my acting skills are getting like..oscar worthy out here. I’ve never had to do so much acting in my life. Teaching, ordering food, shopping, and overall conversation is like one giant game of Charades..I burn calories trying to communicate. I took my noodles and beer back and watched Tosh.O on youtube. I love him.
